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Hear ye all! Today nothing can save me,
I am definitely going to the other world,
No no Mom, don't do this,
No no, I am diving down so move away,
if someone gets crushed don't blame me,
Hurry up my dear,
today you are dead for sure,
Am not bothered about myself,
my daughter-in-law should die for sure,
Am jumping down because of her,
you cursed one, at least offer me a last sip of water,
You will be blamed for my death,
Mom you're looking like a kite you better not fly away,
Even Punjab & Haryana don't fight like this for water, like you two,,,
Tell me what's new?
Son, after I came back from the gurdwara,
I asked your mother for water
She said why can't you serve yourself?
You broke your legs or what?
Now I'll jump,
break my legs and SHE will serve me water,
You serve at the gurdwaras,
but do nothing for me your mother-in-law,,,,
Jump,,, C'mon be quick!
My son
you mother is dying without water,
Daughter, you could have done it,
Will give water to animals but not to her,
A gathering (sangat) doesn't drink as much as her,
She has a boat inside her I think!
Just like her mom,
yaks endlessly,
that's why she was dumped like a bad penny by in-laws,
No my dear, she walked out in a foul mood(sneers)
Then must get due respect,
Mom, don't drag this,,,
what if her ghost haunts you?
Then you'll go offering milk to monks,
Here, offer her this water,
Here,,, drink!
It didn't reach me,
It reaches the Sun, then why not to you?
You don't see a difference between us?
You are no less, even the Sun begins to scorch when it rises,
Stop Mom, or we'll be telling stories
of the thirsty mom, not thirsty crow,
You'll get away lightly now, later you'll
you will go the jungle to fetch water by scarf tie on head,
She won't do it son & I'm ready to jump, - Hey, listen
serve her water,
Okay
I am ready to serve her water,
Well, well,,, look who got her way,
OHHHH! - What happened?
May you suffer in hell,,,
are you trying to fry my knee with hot oil?
Let it cool, then I'll fry,,,
sorry massage it,
By that time I'll pass away, do my legs instead,,,
Apply some strength woman,
if you're tired will massage you, what say?
I don't tire easily Mom,
my mother-in-law made me tired,
If I may ask Mom,
when your mother-in-law fought with you, how did you handle it?
I got my son married,,,
and when my daughter-in-law came home, The way my mother-in-law troubled me
I got even with her in 6 months,
Look, when I ask your mother-in-law to do some work,
she passes it on to you,
If you get your son married,,,
Then I can pass on the work to my daughter-in-law,
You scrubbing them or scribbling on them?
These are enough utensils for a wedding,
What are you looking at just wash the dishes
or will wash, when have to make tea in the pan, Take it,
When will you wash it?
100gms scarf have become canvas cause of dirt,
Tour father-in-law is wearing such a dirty cloths
no one clean with that engine,
Don't stare me, clean the cloths properly,
Mom,
Juice,
Woman, don't drink oil,
Get a daughter-in-law & drink her blood yeah?
Don't be greedy for dowry, just get your son married,
You're right Mom, let me call Harry tomorrow,
At your service!
I can find a match in no time
but your budget is too high,
First you asked for Rs10 lakh,
then 8 lakh, then 5 lakh,,,
now what do you want?
We want nothing, just get our son married,
This isn't fair,
now your son's age to get married has long expired,
We'll have to settle for a divorcee,
Yes, yes, we want a 'desi' girl,
No, he is saying divorcee, someone jilted,,,
Why? I am like your younger bro,
My dear, should I get you some candy also?
The coins of your time too don't exist,
I mean to say coins,
Mom, why have you called this matchmaker?
He's already messed my case,
What's this girl saying?
She's suggesting we give the matchmaker a gold bangle
& a silver keyring for his car,
Oh! In that case,
I can even find a woman for the groom's father,
Of course!
Hide your face in shame,
I married you out of pity,
Your first one,,, has made you crazy,
Stop bickering & listen to the man,
You're right, I have a match in mind, but no dowry,
They'll part with the girl or not? - I'll try,
The girl is pretty & educated, but remain waiting because of dowry,
People demanding dowry, but her father says 'no dowry'
Chuck dowry! How old is the girl?
Younger than you by 7-8 hours at least, got it?
Leave it,
But no worries, Think it's done!
Sure? - Yes,
Don't ditch us this time,
Otherwise, I'll marry your wife yeah?
This Jatt won't return home without a bride,
Okay then relation is fixed, Have sweets,
Congratulations,
Congratulations to everyone!
Surgery is successful,
now stitch him up well,
Otherwise you'll find expletives not marks for your intern ship,
Mind it, - Okay,
Enough dilly dallying---
are you going to tell your parents or not?
Please stitch up fast, the pain killer is wearing off, - Quiet!
Seerat don't worry, I'll talk to them,
You've been saying this for a year,
even the intern ship is nearly over,
Gently sister or should I do it myself?
Quiet! - Oh God!
How do I talk about it till my elder bro isn't married?
Finish this please, I'll get your bro married,
that too with my sister,
Gently please! You aren't knitting a sweater sister,
If you don't come home, I'll marry someone else,
Really? There's no dearth of girls who wants me,
& my wedding procession will go pass your home,
Sure, you're welcome to do that,
Now, don't follow me, - Go!
Thank God, stitches done,
Oh God!
Am not listening to anyone today,
Either I come along,,, or I jump!
Oh God! What the issue today?
Don't ask me, Ask your wife!
When someone dies we go to meet them and console
she makes me go in trolley to make the sides,
Today, to see the bride-to-be,
she's put a tonne of makeup,
And tells me to look after the house,
Is that all I am meant for?
So what, Mom, elders are like guarding locks of the house,
I don't care, I am jumping now,
Mom! - Oye, somebody get her down,
Don't want to distribute sweets for her last rites instead of for my wedding,,,
Only when elders leave can others get a chance,
What do you mean!?
I mean we're getting late,
Listen to me carefully, I won't leave the house unguarded get it?
Either she goes or I go,,,
Then you aren't coming right?
Of course I am going,
Didn't she come to see me,,, her future daughter-in-law? I too will choose my own,
I am mother of groom,
This lock seems to be a wise lock,
Chola Saab, how did you get hurt?
Well, last week I arranged a match
& the brides' side gave me a thick bangle,
My hand got hurt in the process,
Anyway, this is the bride's side & this is the groom side,
If you have doubts, please clear them,
Mom, you're the elder, please begin,
Oh, I didn't want to come, I said 'why are taking oldie'
'whatever you decide is good,'
But they didn't relent, so I'm here,
We do nothing without consulting Mom,
I was adamant she comes here,
All of us had to drag her into the car,
But my granny was so adamant,
we had to pull her out of the car,
So much love between mom & daughter-in-law, - You're right,
She loves her mother-in-law so much
she will surely dote on her daughter-in-law,
But isn't the man a bit too old?
How come he isn't married yet?
You're right, Very good point,
Some families wanted to give dowry up to Rs10-15-20 lakh,
But he wanted to marry in a family which gives no dowry,
Noble thoughts!
You're in the right place,
I never took dowry & I won't give any,
I agree, And you don't need to bear gifts for the whole family,
just the mother & father,
No! Even that is dowry of sorts,,,
why not just hug & meet, avoid needless expense,
Useless expenses,
Now what, it's already done, - Yes,
Then let her here,
We will take her photo copy,
One more thing,
And please don't serve any liquor at the wedding,
Why? Are you all teetotallers?
Well, some drink too much,,,
then we can't handle them,
Come darling, give me the tray,
'Seerat, do something,'
'Otherwise you would have to call him brother-in-law whole life,'
'Oh she was so hurry, that he trapped my brother,'
'Mehtaab do something,'
'Or else you would have to call her sister-in-law,'
Dad, - Dad,
Dad, can we talk please?
Mom! - In a moment dear
Yes tell me, - she is our daughter
Simran, and they are,,,
Yes dear, what did you want to say?
Nothing Dad, was just saying my bro-in-law is a handsome man,
You said something? ,,,
Nothing, just that my to-be sis-in-law is superb,
She's beautiful, they'll make a great pair,
Well, is there any other demand besides 'no-dowry'?
Yes! She should know how to cook Chilli-paneer, Dal makhni & paneer curry,
Hold your horses!
Am I bringing home a wife or a cook for a local restaurant?
One thing,,,
She should pay heed to my wishes,
With mutual respect, our home will be heaven,
I agree,,,
There's so much love between my mom & granny
,,,that people come to their terraces to witness their love antics,
So we like your daughter & you like our son,
So let's fix the wedding date, shall we?
How about tomorrow?
We don't even have to prepare dowry,
Then c'mon, exchange greetings & hugs,
That in-front of everyone?
Sit down you desperate man!
I said it for the elders ,,,
Over-smart, - He has a sense of humour,
hugs us at home at the drop of a hat,
No problem, we understand,
Not getting off because you're upset? Or are your pants torn?
Pants are ok,
Then whatsup?
Then what to do?
You're marrying on the sly, didn't think of calling your bro-in-law?
Its easier to make 33 crores
than to find a bro-in-law,
Oh should we burn incense before you -our deity?
Why are you here?
I've come to tame you shrew,
They way you fought with my parents and came here even I come here like that,
I will stay here till you don't agree to come home,
Won't you feel ashamed living with your in-laws?
She didn't feel ashamed doing the same?
But that's my marital home,
So the same is true for me,
Bro, I'm glad you've come,
After all who is going to mess up better that you?
Mess means, who will make all the noise?
It's your birthright bro,,
Brother-in-law's rights to make some noise in the wedding,
We have that too,
You are so stubborn,
Better get off the bike or I'll kick you
so hard, you'll reach your village,
Ain't getting off like this, - Then how you bugger?
Like this woman!
So food first or we open a bottle?
Have eaten,,, er what else were you offering?
Come on then let's open bottle,
Speak slowly,
Your sister standing here and you are talking about drinks,
I think I'm the first monkey keeper, who is made to dance by monkeys,
C'mon lets drink, it's been takes 3-4 hours to become drunker,
If you want to see me dance,
Brother-in-law,
It's been three hours while drinking,
But we didn't become drunker,
When will I get upset
then you understand that I am dunked,
[Punjabi old traditional folk song]
I don't understand that peacock is such fool,
She don't allow to sit on hand,
And she flew them,
Why did they come?
She don't let me sit calmly at home,
How can she let sit peacock,
[Punjabi old traditional folk song]
Listen, - Hmm,
You are getting married,
You win your wife on the 1st day,
Brother-in-law the way you won my sister, - Quiet!
Make a drink,
Don't drink more, - Why?
You already drunk 8 pegs,
You took your sister's name on 6 peg, So now two left,
Mom, come on get up & sing, it's your son's wedding,
Come on sis, sing,,, Mom sing anything, - Way to go!
Boli- Saas kutni - Go!
Come on, mom, - I don't know, how can I do?
Do anyone,
Oh, nice!
Aunt, come on,
"Man has gone out of his place for twelve years to earn"
"He earned the chickpeas,"
"I will thrash my mother-in-law and take that trunk box,"
Come ,,,come,,
"I will thrash my mother-in-law and take that trunk box," - Come,
"I will thrash my mother-in-law,,,"
Here is the trunk, I am here before you,
here is the stick,,,thrash me,
Come on,,, thrash me,,,
you want to thrash your mother-in-law,
Mom that was just a song,
Shut up! I know your intentions,
Am sorry,,, - Sorry my foot!
If it wasn't my grandson's wedding, I would have given you good!
Want to thrash mother-in-law,
You don't let me to say proverb,
Then how can I talk to you,
[Punjabi old traditional folk song]
"When my mother-in-law got measles"
"My dad-in-law lit lamps to pray"
"And ended up with a burnt beard"
"My bro brought home a wife as pretty as a moon"
"With tinkles & bells on her hands"
"With tinkles & bells on her hands & a twinkling mark on her forehead"
"Come dance sis-in-law"
"it's an auspicious day come dance sis-in-law"
Where are you taking me? - Come on!
"He comes home with friends at midnight "
"Am not washing his utensils Am not his maid-servant"
"He has been spoiled, as I never answered him back"
"I will bring home a group of boys in the middle of the night"
"You will only wash my utensils at midnight, you are my maid"
"Will shrink you in half if you dare answer me back"
Stop everyone, it's sis-in-law's turn,,,,
Now you sing,
"Have finished all the chores of the house, inside out"
"Hubby, tell your mom not to rave & rant"
"Or I will thrash my mother-in-law, and take that trunk box"
What's the matter, why have you got me here?
Here is the trunk, I am before you
here is the stick,,, c'mon thrash me,
Thrash me, I'll shove this down your throat,
C'mon! Thrash me,
Thrash me!
Catastrophe!
It's just day one & you beat Mom flat?
My mom taught me
never to turn down mother-in-laws request,
Dear, your mom must have taught you more,
my dear,,,you had to do this today?
She is thoroughly dented,
Here my dear, have some almonds,
C'mon finish up,,,
Have it,
No Beeji, can't have more,
Get strong dear,,,
Beeji, I'm not going to a battle,
It wasn't less than a war,
you did what I could not do,
That was just,,, - Whatever,,, it was good!
You are a tigress!
Don't worry about these sheep dear,
I am with you,
Earlier I fought alone, now we are two,
Aaah! She threw me down & beat me as if I was a goat,
I have swellings everywhere,
You touched a beehive dear,
you asked for it,
What was the need to mess up on the first day itself?
I was excited about becoming a mother-in-law,
Now you know better than to tease a snake, You bull head!
Even a calf must be be loved in the first days,
Was trying to show her who is boss,
but I fell on my face,
Didn't get a penny in dowry & I've lost my son too,
Never mind,,, all is not lost,
I say get your younger son married immediately,
Mom, where are you feet?
Nah! You don't need to show respect,
No Mom, I was going tumble you off your feet, -But why?
The first one has shown me the stars,
scared of the 2nd one,
I was miserable with my mother-in-law
now my daughter-in-law has don't me in,
I know her, Why are you so scared dear,
I am afraid she will jump from the terrace,
Why,,, are your legs broken?
Hear me ye all!
I have beaten black & blue,
Daughters-in-law bring dowry,
Oh no,
but mine has brought a huge stick to thrash me,
Look at poor me, I'm going to jump,
My dear woman, are you coming down or should I come up?
Do what you want, but you won't get me down,
I am coming to push you off, get it?
Why are you making a spectacle of yourself,
Ahan ,,,spectacle?! And what do you do?
Smart woman,
If I forgive her today then she will dance on head later,
Mom, let me enjoy my honeymoon, don't make it nasty,
I fold my hands, tell me what the issue?
Ask her to apologise,
or I will jump,
Mother-in-law, sort out my issue, then jump from Burj Khalifa I don't care,
This family!
Whoever gets upset, climbs up there,
It's like here is messenger of Death staying,
Listen you!
If something happens to her, I won't leave you,
Yes wifey! Let's go home,
Mom, please come down, we'll take you to the doctor,
Not medicine, I want an apology,
Mom, will you rub apologies on your wounds?
Come please,
Am NOT coming down till she says sorry,
Apologise dear,,,
Ok, I am sorry,
Not so easy dear, will forgive you if you ALL the chores,
Mom, not just in our home, she will do the neighbour's chores too,
Darling, I will help you do them, you're not alone,
I told her, she will do,
Got you!
Keep her there, I'm coming down,
If she'd stood there longer the roof would have surely collapsed,
Thank God she didn't jump, would have taken us,
If she would have jumped
it would take 2 days to pick the rubble,
More than 2 days?
Don't laugh at me,
You're lucky
you left on time,
Oh! ,,,the pain of living under a bomb threat,
What-sup Dad? Finding a place for your photo?
Don't worry, will place a huge photo of yours in the big room,
Carry on making fun my son,,,
You are new married, Will be your turn in a few years,
Dad, really hard of living under a bomb threat,
Let's see what becomes of me, I've brought home my own atom bomb,
But Dad, in so many years, you haven't been able to handle mom,
Yeah tragic,,, but you have yours in control, huh?
But my mom has troubled of your mom,
Your mom did it to my mom & my mom did it to her mother-in-law,
The game carries on,
Mom, I thought your case was lost,
But like a wrestler, you flattened her,
First test your enemy,
Then at the right moment,,, slam dunk!
Wait & watch, will straighten her in a few days,
You're my mom after all!
Like you, on the 1st day itself,
I taught my mother-in-law a good lesson,
I have more tricks up my sleeve Will teach you,,,
Mom, I also want to learn some tricks
to straighten my wife & mother-in-law,
Why should my mom teach you?
That's my girl!
I pray the Lord picks you, even if it strains his back,
Good for nothing women, just eat, sleep & gossip,
Your stitches are infected,
Who did them?
These two,
Which of you did this?
No one even stitches jute bags this way,
If this wasn't the last day of your intern ship,
I would teach you a lesson,
Do it again!
No, not them! I would rather go a tailor,
Don't worry, I will do it,
What are you waiting for? Get out,
It's okay, I will do it,
This is all because of you,
No, you kept jabbering, it's your fault,
Chuck it!
So did you talk to your family about us?
Will do it now,
Don't give excuses,
Now, your bro is married & that also to my sister,
Then the way is clear,
talk now,
Oho! Don't get hyper,
Soon you'll be my mom's daughter in law
& your own sister's sis-in-law,
"Come sit nearby I have something to tell you, "
"I am going to marry you this year"
"Come sit nearby I have something to tell you, "
"I am going to marry you this year"
"Get your henna ready & get your wedding trousseau ready"
"Soon I will make you my mom's daughter-in-law & a sis-in-law to my sis-in-law"
"How beautiful you will look roaming around my home like a graceful swan"
"The sweet tinkling of your anklets won't let me leave the house"
"Where ever you go, you'll spread your sweet scent"
"Soon I will make you my mom's daughter-in-law & a sis-in-law to my sis-in-law"
"Will take you shopping myself & you'll wear the colours I love"
"Will buy you diamond jewels which will suit your golden skin"
"You beauty,,, I will lay the world at your feet"
"Soon I will make you my mom's daughter-in-law & a sis-in-law to my sis-in-law"
Mom, you work all day, don't you get tired?
Got to do what you got to do,
Mom, at this age you should relax & fulfill your other responsibility,
What? Which other responsibility?
You got sis married, then bro married Now,,,
Now your turn?
The 1st one has given me bliss,
2nd one will send me to heaven,
I hate the word 'daughter-in-law'--
even if the world turns upside down,
I'm not getting you married, stay a bachelor,
now disappear,
Grandma, you both get along so well,
Why not?
We are one party,
Your party will get stronger if my wife is like my sis-in-law,
You're right!
Don't get old like your bro,
get married now,
Darling, why don't you find him a tigress like yourself?
I won't bring someone's daughter to this hell,
Am I happy here,
looking after animals, washing utensils, clothes, serving tea?
There's more work to do here than at a restaurant!
Forgot the mediator, If any alliance would come for me,
I will reject that,
Hear that? Your mom's handiwork, What can I do?
This is 'dristi yogaasan'
What did your mom say?
She's not willing,
This is 'anulom-vilom' And your sis-in-law?
Same as mom,
What yogaasan is this?
No aasan-have thrown in the towel,
'God, what do I do?'
'My bad luck,'
'Mom said no,'
'Sister-in-law did not agree,'
'Grandmother has also said no,'
'No one knows that she is sister of my sister in law,,'
'I am unable to understand what to do,'
How wonderful it is,,,I can call you bro-in-law (cuss word) in public,
But avoid saying it,
at times news of a bomb blast is printed on the last page,
But news of beating your sister's hubby goes on page 1,,, get it?
Some make videos of beating dogs too,
That's the limit,
Relations made in heaven,
Nobody told you?
You can't say such stuff in public?
We are three,
Am kidding, don't get annoyed,
Only sisters-in-law can joke, not brother-in-law,
And you?
You've never even offered me a glass of water,
Today you've got a full bottle? What do you want - out with it,
Jeeja ji (bro-in-law) I & sister-in-law's younger sister Seerat are in love,
And we want to marry,
What irony,,, he wishes to leave his wife & you want to get one,
Has anyone gained by marrying?
Take my case, Some honeymoon, some party on anniversaries,,,
And I? I've been trying to please her from day 1,
We're also miserable with her, take her away man, even if it's on gunpoint,
Listen to me,
No, I got the bottle so you listen,
I am marrying Seerat,,, whatever happens,
There's only one way, Go to the lady who has to do the rituals,
Mom doesn't want to hear a word
Then try acid, - ,,,what to do?
My sis-in-law isn't helping, neither is Grandma,
I am confused what to do?
Bro, if you really wish to drink poison,
Then let's go to him who served me the cupful,
Yes, tell me, why did you summon me so urgently?
Boy wants to swim in the river,, and burn in the desert,,
Wants to graze the buffaloes,, also want to do ear piercing (idiom)
In simple words, the man is in love,
That's not love,,,
love is what I felt when I saw the nightingale,
All of them are nightingales first, they later turn into witches,
Don't interrupt,
So I fell in love at 2 o' clock,,, what time?
2 o' clock,
At 3 o' clock, I wrote a love letter,
Heard of love on horses, never on clocks,,?
Don't interrupt,
So at 2 I fell in love, at 3 I wrote a letter,
at 4 I gave it to her
At 5 she was caught reading it,
at 6 her family nabbed me,
At 7, he was at her family's feet before the panch (local govt reps)
Before 8, his love was in his feet like snake's skin,
What about you? Shall we do?
Seerat is ready, I only need to convince the family,
Even his girl was ready,
didn't you hear his 2 o'clock to 8 o'clock procedure?
Guys, but we already know the family,
Very wrong, Shame on you,,,
who marries into relatives?
But your mom married your dad, they are relatives too,
Like it or not, I say it to the face,
No, your face is calling to be punched,
Guys, she is my sister-in-law's sister,
Impossible, won't happen,
What's so difficult, you can do the impossible,
You can do anything,
Goat's on branches and squirrels on flowers,
Fixing this match won't isn't a big deal for you,
We are giving you a gold ring for the match,
Beggars give rings, like you gave me,
We will give a gold bangle,
Just persuade his mom yeah?
That's easy, I have her in my pocket,
That lady has us all spinning, how is that possible?
That's my job, you guys go home & start searching names for your kids,
So Mom, you enjoying life?
Your daughter-in-law serving you hot rotis?
Yes son, won't send you today without feeding you,
Ah, she is serving you well,
You too should experience it Jeeti, go lock the gate,
There no need! Just came to discuss a small matter,
Haven't I always heard you out?
Go Jeeti, lock the gate, - Okay,
I've been waiting for you since the wedding,
Going to make arrangements, then we'll gossip all we want,
Am silly to have been scared, huh! Another gold bangle coming my way,
Mom, what kind of service is this?
Yes! The same kind my daughter-in-law does for me,
I don't understand,
I am going to break your bones,
Mom, no! - What is enmity with my family?
Mom, no! - You gave us such daughter-in-law,
I will fix you,
Mom, no! This is not fair,
Mom, listen - Yes, bark!
No more please!
Mom, hit him, he spoilt my life too, - No more please!
God, my case is lost!
I don't want bracelet, - I will give you,
Hit him again and more,
God, my case is lost!
The matchmaker has beaten up, I don't know what will happen to you,
He always got gold rings, for the 1st time he's got a thrashing,
What now?
Find another advocate Mom is out of his pocket,
Good you got the matchmaker admitted here, but now what?
Only one way out now A court marriage,
You couldn't convince family, you will convince the judge?
Listen!
YOU listen, has anyone been happy by making family unhappy?
You can't do anything,,,
now I will have to do the needful,
Where are you doing? Listen to me, hello!
Mom, our daughter in law is a good cook ,,, - Yes she is,
Here Mom, chapatti,,, So little cottage cheese curry for me?
Oh God! Leave it mom, it's too hot!
Can acid tongues also burn?
You listening? Don't sow sugar-canes this time, sow chillies,
Why? ,,, The amount of chilly she uses, we'll be bankrupt one day,
Nothing goes down your throat, The veggies are absolutely fine!
Well, put some butter in your veggies, will make you stronger too,
Dad-in-law, you're the first man who is trying to make his enemy stronger,
What's your business here? Go look after your fields,
Am waiting for you,,, made yourself comfortable here,
Tell your Dad, will send my daughter only if you live separately,
Will you say the same for your son?
Let them go tomorrow, I don't care!
Mithu, you can take anything from here, but not this fat lump,
Go tell your father not to me,
Till my demands aren't fulfilled, am not sending my daughter,
Greeting grandma, greetings Mom,
Greetings,,,
Greetings my child, all well at home?
Yes Uncle, all fine, how are you?
All well dear,
Hello! Seerat is here, Sparrows were tweeting on the roof today,
Bro-in-law, Crows crow on roofs, not sparrows,
Nah! If a petite girl is to arrive, sparrows tweet the message,
Brother-in-law, you too much,
Seerat, don't want to meet me? - Have come to meet you sis,
All well? - Yes,,,
Then let's go in,
Come on, - Come,
Seerat, forget all that,,
how are mom and dad?
All well sis, you say,, hope you are happy,
I really miss Mom & Dad, but it's life,
Simran, speak frankly, are you happy?
How can she be unhappy when her bro-in-law is here,
Here, have tea,
Greetings,, -Greetings,
Your visit is a lovely surprise Any more up your sleeve?
"Your face shines with divine light You are so beautiful"
"The stars have testified- there's no other like her"
"Whoever looks at her, swoons All of them lose their mind"
"Everyone's heart is deceived They have no control"
"Your face shines with divine light You are so beautiful"
"The stars have testified- there's no other like her"
"Even among other girls she stands unique"
"To get a glimpse of her even time stands still"
"She moves like wave"
"That stoles a heart,"
"Even swans aren't as graceful as her"
"Your face shines with divine light You are so beautiful"
"The stars have testified- there's no other like her"
"Whoever looks at her, swoons All of them lose their mind"
"Everyone's heart is deceived They have no control"
"Seems like she's come from a city of angels"
"No one who can find a single fault in her"
"When she laughs, nature laughs Her hair is like a dark night"
"She's clear like a mirror, no dark spot in her heart"
"Your face shines with divine light You are so beautiful"
"The stars have testified- there's no other like her"
"Whoever looks at her, swoons All of them lose their mind"
"Everyone's heart is deceived They have no control"
I will make more,
Okay, It's done,
Mom,,, - Yes!
Listen,,, - What is it?
How are these earrings looking?
Aren't these the ones we gifted to your mother-in-law?
Yes they are, I quietly took them before coming here,
Good,
Mom, if I can get a matching chain, it will be a perfect set,
And the 'set' of marriage vows? You didn't stay with him a week,
Not your business, Is she here at your expense?
A chain won't do, let's get an opulent necklace,,,
Really!
Mom, Seerat is here, thought I'll take them shopping,
Have to buy her a new outfit,
Why? Have her clothes shrunk? She'll buy them when she needs to
Want to go for shopping, Stay home!
And if the queen goes shopping, will her mother do her chores?
Ask her for once, what work does she have?
Make my child work? She's here just 4 days,
She's been here 5 out of 6 months,
I know who speaks through you, should I go pull her up?
Yeah, I'll talk to her,
Talk to her,
Self proclaimed queen! I've dealt with many like her,
They're looking good,
Simran,,,?
Coming, just 2 minutes,
Er,,, I was saying, let's do this another day,
Why, is there a curfew?
No,,, the weather report predicts rain, we'll just get soaked there,
No dear, why don't you say it was your mom's thunder?
She don't like that I go out,
Simran, Mom isn't like that,
Huh?
Well she is like that,
If you are a mamma's boy, why did you get married?
Can't eat what I wants, can't wear what I want,
What kind of man are you? You can't support your wife,
Why don't they split me into two?
So tell us what brings you here?
Um,,,sister, we,,
Girls, make more dough, their son is here, they too will likely stay,
You were saying,,?
No, we're not here to stay, we've come to fetch our son & daughter-in-law,
Take your son, but she will come when all is sorted,
But there was no conflict,
You mean she came here without a reason?
Don't get angry brother, women visit their homes after marriage,
But your son, hasn't stepped here more than once,
Sister, two utensils put together do make noise once in while,
And if they bang too much, they get dented too,
I don't want to be the one removing dents & scratches,
All is okay sister, I don't even know what her issue is,
It isn't one issue, you haven't bought her clothes,,, or jewels,
Men take their wives for vacations,
And he hasn't taken her even to Naina Devi, which is close by,
Woman! Send her, they've come to get her,
Even kings couldn't afford to keep their daughters, what are you up to?
Really?! Even if they strangle my daughter I don't do anything,
Why don't you say something worthwhile for once,
No one will interfere in my daughter's life,
She will come, if you let them live separately,
And give her all your farm revenue,
She is well educated, she'll give you what you need,
Sister, don't do this, you too have a daughter-in-law,
Don't preach, you couldn't control your son who has been here 2 months,
He has sitting over her, Fool,
Why have you brought shame to me in my old age? Get up,
My dear, you be sensible, come home with us,
Like hell, I will go with you,
How shameless! After all the insults, they're still here,
Get up now, or you want me to call the rickshaw?
Mitheya! Never imagined life would taste so bitter one day,
I'm crushed,,,
Not fit to be a son or a son-in-law,
Helplessly saw my parents being humiliated,
Could do nothing,
Sometimes man becomes so helpless, nothing helps,
This house is under the shadow of Saturn since very long,
Have never seen loving relationships at home,
I didn't come to battle, but to win hearts, now I've lost my honour,
The fault is mine, I tried to sell a mirror in the land of the blind,
Bro, my family needs to be shown the mirror,
Wife or mother-- who to listen to?
God know, when will this feud & bickering will end,
It will end when your mom considers me a son & your wife a daughter,
You're truly a tigress, no more meeting on the sly now,
But we're still meeting slyly,
Forbidden fruit is tastier,
Yeah, but I didn't like your mom's behavior today,
Brother Karmey's parents silently suffered the insults,
But,,,
But what? No one questions your mom?
We all tried, she listens to no one,
She is bizarre,
Doesn't send her daughter home, & doesn't let her daughter in law go home,
Mom got annoyed with what your sis did on day 1, I am afraid for you,
Don't worry about me, wait till I enter this house as your wife,
First I'll send your sister packing, then I'll straighten your mom,
Mom isn't bad at heart y'know,
But if she tries playing boss with me, I'll teach her a good lesson,
Don't say anything to me later,
Chuck that dear, tell me how my turban is looking,,,
Great!
They're kids, they made a mistake,
No, we made a mistake associating with your family,
You taught no values to your daughters,
And he created new trouble after came,
Sister, you can't clap with one hand,,, it's not my girl's fault alone,
Really? Your girl came to our home, our son didn't go to yours,
Cousins don't visit each other? Is it something new?
He's right,
No one treats guests poorly & she is family now,
Mom, if they like each other, why not get them married?
Forget what has passed, we are bowing before you,
Accept our younger daughter, too,
I don't want either of them, take them and leave,
What is her fault?
Rubbish!
We aren't playing with dolls, She's the daughter-in-law of this house,
I married her Mom & forgive these kids, they made a mistake,
You stop being her lawyer!
They want both their girls in our house & they will rob us of our property,
Your cunning plans won't work,
Lets go, we don't have time for nonsense,
Stay away,
Don't feel bad, she is like that
The wound is fresh, will take time to heal,
Stop crying dear, you know mom's nature,
Why? Did you tell me your mom fights like a wolf at every small thing?
I assure you, I'll counsel her,
She will not listen, everyone listens only her,
Shh softly, should I get food, you must be hungry,
I won't die without food & she doesn't care,
She was throwing me out today & I'm stupid, I should have left,
Calm down,,, No! - I want kill myself,
Why will you die?
It's me who is dying,
Good news Mom!
When you humiliated her parents,,,
Now she is furious with brother,
Let her be,
I didn't spare her, She tried to mess up with me,
They don't know know can beat me,
You don't let anyone even squeak,
If they do, I'll snuff them out!
With so much difficulty, we got your sister married,
Because of you, that lady threw egg on our faces,
Never mind forget it, don't hassle her now,
If I had replied, they would have thrown Simran out,
That won't happen,
Only the mother is like that; rest of them are so gentle,
Huh! Explain it to her,
Don't worry, I will persuade your dad,
What-sup with my tiger? Why haven't you eaten?
Am not hungry grandma,,,
Silly boy! Don't get annoyed with food,
Don't worry, everything will be ok,
Nothing is ok,
I have caused a rift between my bro & his wife,
No son, it's not your fault,
What my fault?
Mom does her thing & I bear the brunt,
Thinking now, it was your mom only created a rift in my home,
They exchanged tales of their homes, & gossiped about everyone,
Truth be told,
a mother can make or break her daughters home,
Old times were good,
if there was an issue, a married girl would write to her parents,
Letter reached in 10 days & by the time they came over,
Tempers were doused & matter over,
Phones are the culprit,
It's easy to talk,
But difficult to handle relationships,
I could have broken this relationship ,,,
was easy,
But it takes so much to build relationships,
And you didn't speak up today? You too afraid of your wife,
Not afraid of my wife, I am afraid of discord,
Am afraid the conflict will affect to Mehtaab,
But what can we do?
We HAVE to do something,
C'mon, come with me,
Come,
This is my plan, now tell me what you think,
It's great! ,,, - Softly!!
We are with you,
Look, we will go together,
Mithey!
Mehtaab!
Huh! Where is everyone?
Simran, are you dead?
Where is the whole family?
The house is empty,
Have they left for Anandpur in the morning without telling me?
Grandma, - Yes,
this is the 1st wedding procession so early in the day,
Forget that, there's storm in my heart,
Jeeti, my darling,,, wake up C'mon wake up,
Mom, I've told you not to wake me so early,
There's no one at home, keep my honour dear, go find Mithey,
Bro check, has Mom called?
I will not get call, my phone is switched off,
Switched off?
Dial Mehtaab,
Grandma, - Yes,
has she called you?
No, she thinks I am her enemy,
Here, its ringing,
Huh! Give it here,
Damn! She is calling,
Why are you afraid? She isn't here in person,
Don't pick up,
Bell is going, he isn't picking up,
Pickup, oye Mehtab PICK UP!
Chuck it, dial your dad's number,
Yes,, er,,
Here,
A woman on the line?!
Where is everyone?
Stop grandma! It's dawn,
And you're moving your wipers,
Don't pull my eye out by mistake,
I'll stop, but tell me, you confirmed with the girl's side right?
I won't be able to run back home,
All their phones are switched off,
Call Karmay,
Now I call HIM? - Yes!
Hello, Karmay,, oh it's not,,,
Hello! You won't give up?
I will smash your face,
I am your mother-in-law Son, speak with respect,
If you call again, you wait & watch,
You know what I will do to you,,, Talk with respect, where are you?
Hello, Mom, this is Karma, You can't hear me?
Why were you so rude earlier? - Mom, maybe a cross-connection,
Son, where are you all,,? Uh,, Hello,
Buy fresh oranges, fresh oranges,
Buy tea, fresh tea, fresh tea,
Crispies for sale, crispies - Hello,
What's wrong with your voice Karmay?
It's Mom's call? SShhh,, stay quiet, I am going to derail her,
Mom, Mom, Can't hear you Mom,
Yes yes Karmay,
Can you hear me? - Yes yes I can,
Juice Rs2 glass,
Crispies, buy crispies,
Who is speaking in the middle,,,
Yes,, yes - CUT THE CALL!
He said it was a cross connection,,, but how?
Let me see,
Stop stop, you want to drive right into their mud-stove?
Get down, fast,
Huh,,, who are they?
Here, this is where we put up the lights,
Hold this, take the pen & note the measurements,
30 this way & 50 that way, - No, 65!
Buffoon, it's 65,
No you idiot, its 95,
Why the measurements, you building a dress for the house?
Who the hell are you?
Jugnu, the electrician,
That's why your face is like a bulb, Why are you here?
To put up lights madam,
It isn't my mother-in-law's ritual or Dusshera, Diwali? Who sent you?
Your son-in-law paid in full & wants it done by today,
That man is insane,
Get out right now! Don't provoke me,
this may end in a fire & light show of another kind,
We aren't afraid madam,
We'll do what we must do, Hey you! Follow me,,,
I will see,
Madam, my boss is a mean deal Once he starts, he makes sure it's done,
Mom don't get hyper,
we'll ask Karmay if it's his mom's last rites,
Hope you fixed the whole matter with them?
Yes, they agreed after much hesitation,
Stop whispering & let's talk about the issue,
Our son-in-law has discussed the whole matter with you,
If you have doubts I give you my word, I take responsibility,
And we are all behind her, the rest
,,, you can ask your daughter,
Your daughter won't face any problem,
Prior to this, you pleaded for their happiness, today I am doing it,
Please don't plead, don't embarrass us,
Grandma, you're the family elder,
you must have weighed all pros & cons,
The let's take the Lord's name, & go ahead with the ceremony,
Congratulations! Congratulations to all,,,
Here's another clown Mom, don't pay attention he will leave,
Come baby!
Wait,, let me thrash the baby out of him- Who are you?
Hey girl, don't dance so close to your friends,,, Dance slowly girl
Shut up!
What is this? Who the hell are YOU?
Am I? - Yes,
"I am the DeeJay,,,"
"where should I set up my stuff?"
Cant you speak straight you monkey? Why are you here?
"Those who don't dance, will make them do it"
"This is the place I am setting up my system, right here!"
Your father's ritual here,
Who sent you here?
"Your son-in-law said he will make you dance"
"He said they plan to dance drunk on the terrace"
"Will set up right here & gonna make you dance"
And if I don't dance?
Then?
"Man has gone out of his place for twelve years to earn"
"He earned the chickpeas,"
"I will thrash my mother-in-law and take that trunk box,"
Disappear from here, quick!
He's left,
There, the ceremony is done, -Thanks to the Almighty,
Congratulations to all! Congratulations,,,
Mehtaab, it's just been 5 minutes & you're already scared of your wife,
Not his own,,, It's his Dad's wife he's terrified of
Here,,, from today, even our 2nd daughter is your family now,
Bee ji (Mom), I am sure you will treat her as your own,
We will treat her like a delicate flower,,,
Now, send her off happily to her new home,
Please allow us to depart, we've made arrangements for a party,
Let us go,
Greetings,,, - may you live long,
Oh dear, I ran all the way & the whole village is trailing behind,
I wanted to be the first to give you good wishes! Congrats!
Congrats to you too but what for my dear?
Now don't pretend clever lady! Have you arranged for sweets?
Why sweets?
Ah-an! You went with all wedding processions,
But got your son married on the sly?
My son? Married?
What nonsense are you saying?
What? The whole village knows, why hide from me?
Ohh!
Mom these lights, DeeJay, I understand, the whole family conspired,
Yes,
That I don't know,
The whole village is ga-ga that Chindo's got her son married,
The wedding procession is about to reach now,
Mom, they have reached,, look!
There comes the new bride, get ready for the rituals,
Thank the Almighty, you are a proud mother-in-law to 2 girls,
Yes, first there was 1 to serve you, now there are 2,
Both sisters are in one home, - And what a fine pair they make,
Your home will be blessed with chatting & laughter,
Why are you staring like a mad bull? Do the rituals now,
Mom, I don't think she is in a good state, why don't you do it?
Give me, I will do it,
"Mom, come bless the couple, bride & groom are at the door"
"You prayed for it & you are blessed, bride & groom are at the door"
Come let's go in, she isn't going to welcome us as per rituals,
Yes and by the ways she will make floor slippery,
Come on let's begin the song & dance,
Hey DeeJay! Let's rock,
Hey DeeJay! - Stop Dj,
Go show your swag to someone else You think you're Lady James Bond?
"Ever since I have arrived You've troubled me no end"
"Haven't taken one breath in peace because of you"
"I know how to give back, don't dance on my head"
"Listen to me mother-in-law, will give you taunt for taunt"
"Which royalty are you? I know you well"
"You're a chit of a girl Will grind you into powder"
"You have come from poor family, You're having fun"
"Which royalty are you? I know you well"
Shut up,,, you!
"Your tongue is so sharp Go & cut what I give you"
"Will push you from the roof And break your leg"
"You bother everyone's, You've wreaked our brains"
"Will not just straighten you, but rid you of your curves"
"Birthed a son, haye shava!"
"Daughter-in-law came, haye shava!"
"Then came her daughter-in-law Haye shava!"
"Work black magic, haye shava!"
"To control him, haye shava!"
"Too big for your boots, haye shava!"
"I will crush you, haye shava!"
"Get lost & die, haye shava!"
"Go die! - You die!"
"Move away! - You move!"
"Drown in a bowl of water"
"You die! - You die!"
"First my son was mine alone, Mom, Mom he would call all day"
"Now my boy belongs to her Baby, Baby he will say all day"
Mom, what are you singing?
Look what the elder one did
And smaller created trouble on us,
If I don't uproot this trouble My name isn't Chindo Kaur,
You can do nothing, the whole family is with them,
You are right,
The witches got together & ruined my family,
But we got to do something or the other,
Chindo, all you can do is wag your tongue, kicking around won't help,
The bride has come home, both of them are happy,
In a year's time a child will come,
I'll get to eat panjeeri (sweetdish for new moms)
I'll get extra almonds in my panjeeri & you can do nothing,
You'll see how pull the almonds from her throat,
Now I can breathe,
Was terrified you'll get into a brawl while dancing,
You're always afraid, first that & now this,,,
I shouldn't be afraid? You don't know my mother,
No worries, we know how to handle mothers-in-law,
Oh dear, in all this drama I forgot that we are finally married,
Seerat, today you are really looking like an angel,
Then why are you sitting so far? Still scared?
No way!
Mehtaab! Mehtaab!
Come quickly, something has happened to Mom,
Oh God, I am dying,
Doctor, what's ailing her?
How can I tell you before checking her?
Done checking? What's the issue?
She has stones in her pocket, - What!
Doc, please don't joke,
Why? Are you my sister-in-law to joke? You aren't letting me check,
If she doesn't come around, I'll give her an injection,
Doc, she is terrified of injections She never takes one,
Please, just give her some pills,
Look let me do my work & only two people can stay,
The rest of you out & she has to take an injection,
Bro, you stay, I'll take sis-in-law home,
No no, I'll stay with him,
Come daddy,,, - Ok, look after her,
Okay, - Fine,
What happened to her suddenly?
Call the doctor, call him, - I will get him,
You stay, I'll call him,
Hey!
Seerat? - Yes Mom,
Snake has one S & Saas (mom-in-law) has 2 Ss
I have more venom than a snake,
What will become of you?
"Mother-in-law, I will see you,"
What happened?
Doctor, we had a wedding in the family & she hasn't slept 3 days,
She really needs rest, you must give her an injection,
No worries, I'll give her one injection & all will be fine,
Yes yes, go on,,
Mom, don't be afraid You will be fine,
Chindo look, his eyes are like his mother
His nose & ears also resemble his mother's,
He's completely like his mother,
My words came true,
I told you I will eat panjeeri
Meet my great grandson & your grandson,
He's completely like his mother,
None of your conspiracies are going to work,
Huh! What are you both doing here?
Came to ask about your health Mom, what else to do?
To make me coward,
Where are those two?
Seerat and Mehtaab,
Mehtaab was here,,,,
My God, kill me!
What happened?
Where are you going?
Wait, listen,
Where are you running?
With a bun like a bomb, & clicking away selfies,
Mom, now both sons are married, send her home with me,
And don't blame me, I wasn't involved,
They took aim with the gun on my shoulder,
Wow!
So fast, like she was launched from a catapult,
Atleast now, let's go home, haven't you had your fill here?
Don't act innocent,
You were thick in this, am not coming with you,
What to expect from a brick of this wall? Except a sock,
Don't know which Chief Minister she's waiting for? Won't go with you,
Mom, Mom, listen to me, what is my fault?
If you think I did something wrong, I'll go home,
You want to go? Really? Come, let me see you off,
Greetings at your feet, - Don't touch my feet,
Cant go for your throat right?
You wished to take her?
Yes!
You said you'll do anything to take her?
Yes, I can,
I left my home, seen my parents insulted, what more can I give?
To build my own home, and for my parents, I can do anything,
At your command,
Seerat is going to be like sharp pebble in my eye,
Finish off this irritation, that is all,
What kind of doctor is this?
He's doctor kind of doctor,
He won't reveal,,?
I know him for 15 years,,
He is a little weird, but he's good,
Come with me,
Oh!
Greetings doc, if you've checked yourself, now check your patients,
(Both) Greetings,
Greetings Karmeya! It's been long, where have you been
Have been at my in-laws to fetch my wife, I'm still there,
Ah yes, your mom-in-law was quarrelsome you said,
She doesn't let your wife go home,
If she doesn't agree, give her a poison pill, derail her,,
Who is the lady? - She's my mom-in-law,
Give her poison,,, - Huh!
I mean she's here to get poison,
Why give poison to this wonderful lady?
Not for me, for my daughter-in-law,
The poison should finish everything at once,
Easy Madam! You'll go down & take us down with you,
That's why we've come to you, we trust you,
Tell us a way that our work is done & no one is in trouble,
Ok madam, the poison I'll give will work very slowly,
Keep giving it to her very sweetly,
The sweeter you are, the more it will effect,
I got it, I will carry this out,
I'll show my true colours,
How are you? - Fine,
Had gone to the gurdwara take blessings,
Here dear daughter, take some Prasad (food offered to God)
She is so beautiful, it was my mind that was corrupted,
God bless you!
Have it,
Mom, - Yes,
are you ok?
Where did you took your mother?
Took her to the gurdwara,
Doesn't matter where you take her,,
She will let Jeeti go only when she fancies,
He can take her when he wants,
Its their home,,, cant you stay with your Mom for a few days?
Of course Mom,
I think she needs the doctor again,
What's happening?
My mind was screwed up,,, but my son Karma showed me the way,
I am your culprit, with folded hands I ask for forgiveness,
You too forgive me my daughter,
You are elder, don't say this,
She lost her way & has come home now,
Now there will be fun to live,
Now our mansion become house,
Long live happily,
God give you more son,
Hush! Teasing your own mom,
I have to say one more thing,,,
Listen carefully,
Treat my new daughters like royalty, no work for them,
I will do all the work,
Women are poisonous, but Mom is pure venom,
No Mom, we are there to serve,
Darlings, you have to work all your life,
Enjoy her cooking, she is strong enough,
Woman, what made you see sense?
Son, what magic did you do?
I have put mind in head not louse,
Long live, brother, While you settle your life you settled my life,
Mom, - Yes,
here, put this,
Give me a spoon,
Here,,, take,
Mom,,, I say use all of it & do it one go,
The doctor had said give it little by little & very sweetly,
Oh don't,,
Licked it by mistake,,, let's go,
Mission Poisoned Milk,
Check this photo,,, - Yes, its good,
Let's finalise this one, - Yes,
Oh!
Dear one, take this milk,
Its my duty to do this for you,
Here, - Why are you taking the pains?
Have it,
It's ok dear, when my knees get creaky, you will do this right?
Mom, - Here,
I can't finish so many glasses,
No dear, go serve them to everyone else,
I will sit & chat with my daughter-in-law,
Dear, I want to apologise to you,
I humiliated your parents that day, please forgive me,
Don't say that Mom, now you both are our parents,
You have such a large heart Here drink,,,
Anyone else in your place would not have forgiven me,
God bless you my dear, may you live long,
My dear,
"You're like the water of 5 rivers, & like the queen of a great king"
"And so I ask you O Sun, for a ray,,, I've lost my breath to her sheer beauty"
"I've got an angel-like wife, I must have donated pearls for such a blessing"
Lets make potatoes today,,,
I'll cut the veggies
Mom, I think a baby is about to arrive,
That is good news, indeed!
No one is coming, but someone is surely going,
"Respects family as like worshipping God, Never she gets furious,"
"Happily does all the household chores, She never gets tired,"
"She made house better than heaven,"
"She hold upright thoughts and make sincere efforts,"
"I've got an angel-like wife, I must have donated pearls for such a blessing"
"Eyes are filled with shyness, head never remains uncovered"
"The blissful lady always nod yes yes,"
"Never she calls my name"
"I also spread sole in her honour,"
"And rendered her all life's rights "
What Mom, Seerat's begun serving you a bit & you've rolled over to her side,
What magic has she done on you?
"I've got an angel-like wife, I must have donated pearls for such a blessing"
Oh!
Have courage, it's just a sprain,
Its courage that's brought this,
Couldn't you sit still with so many to serve you?
It's just a sprain, but she won't stop her drama,
She'll be ok, Dear, rub some balm, - Sure grandma,
Mom, hope it isn't hurting too much?
Feeling better now,
It's in mind,
Thank God! Seerat,
serve me lunch please,
Serve yourself please,,, I'll massage Mom's foot,
Seerat, I'll serve him, you take care of mom,
Mom, shall we go to doctor? - Yes,
No, I'm ok,,, All of you go eat,
Nothing happens to heavy duty trolleys, She'll be skipping around soon,
Come on let's eat, Mom's bone is broken, she won't be able to eat,
Bone is broken, not my teeth,
"She won't be able to eat"
Get my food please, I'll eat here, - Ok Mom,
Mom, once you get ok, I won't allow you to work,
No more dear, you'll get tired,
Mom, only the blessed get to serve elders,
May God bless you dear,
Here, drink some milk,
I don't need it, she does, Here Mom take this,
Er,,, I'll drink it after lunch,
I've made turmeric milk for Mom, you drink this,
Drink it, you do work all day,
She will drink slowly,
Seerat bring some onion please, - Ok, getting!
Seerat get some daal (lentils) - Getting!
Seerat, get some water also, - Okay!
Get some pickle too, - Ok getting!
Slap on her neck,
Here's your water,
your onion,
your daal
& your pickle
Cant you get up yourself?
Don't suck her blood,,, look what she has become,
You ok Seerat?
Yes Mom, it's the smoke I think,
Should I make the rotis dear? (chapatti)
No Mom, I'll do it, you carry on eating,
Get ready to go home,
The medicine is working,
Relax, don't get too excited,
Mom, the medicine is working But you are mellowing down,
You're sucking up to her, have you forgotten what she did to you?
Rub this balm please, my ankle is really hurting today,
Why aren't you answering me? And I can't massage oil & stuff,
It stinks & my hands turn cold,
I'm tired,,, going to sleep, you massage it yourself,
Leave it dear, you are working since morning, you must be tired,
Take rest,
No Mom, who tires while serving parents,
Mom, we didn't expect this from you, - What's happened?
Really? You don't know?
We serve you all day long & you did this?
What did I do?
How innocent! Why haven't you been taking your medicine?
Yes,
And come outside quickly, we're cutting Great Grandma's birthday cake,
Come,
She hasn't become 100s to cut the cake,
She looks 80s
This is Yoga's magic that I look only 100, actually I am 102,
Mom teaches Ravan too, (King of demon)
She's is getting younger by the day, We'll have to marry her off again,
Where will we get a 100 yr old? we'll have to go for two 50-yr-olds!
Now starting playing game,
[Punjabi old traditional folk song]
Enough,
If you are a girl, then we aren't even born as yet,
Pull out the next name
Mama's,
I don't know anything, I won't do,
Why you can't, you know how to climb on terrace,
Oh here I come,
Ok no problem, it's my turn right? Here we go!
"I went away for 12 years & I brought back a Sunny (scooter)"
"Mom will climb to the roof If we don't listen to her"
Mom will climb to the roof If we don't listen to her,
Okay, now next,
Next is Seerat Kaur!
I can't, - C'mon,
C'mon,,, This isn't fair
You did so much drama earlier, C'mon show it here, too,
Oye even this heroine is a drama queen, C'mon show us,
For that the hero too should be good, - Oh you want hero?
Today I got the chance, don't interfere,
Seerat, not done, it's your turn so c'mon,
Seerat,
Ok, I used to do this drama in college,,, will do the same one,
Once there was a king,
And there was a queen,
Not queen, a witch,
Queen!
She's made me a queen,
Come on, queen,
They had a son, a prince,
Oh prince!
The prince fell in love with an poor girl,
But the queen did not like the girl,
But there were others who supported the couple,
The Prince rebelled, married her & brought her to the palace,
But this rebellion pierced the Queen's heart,
Then, she conspired with her minister,
And he supported her for selfish motives,
They took poison from the palace doctor,
And began to mix the slow poison in the girl's food,
The girl knew she was being poisoned slowly,
But to honour the queen, the girl willingly drank the poison,
And when the poison began to take effect,
As she lay dying, the girl spoke,,,
Mom, what was my fault?
Was it that I loved your son?
After I am no more, take care of Mehtaab,
Very good,
What a performance!
Ok get up now, you've got the best Actor award, get up,
Get up now, you've got enough applause,
Seerat dear,,,?
Seerat c'mon, it's my turn now,
Seerat
Water, give her water,,,
Seerat
Water, give her water,,, - Seerat? What's happened to you?
Seerat! - Get up,
Seerat! Get up, - Seerat!
She is very critical,
Her liver, kidney & heart are not in a good condition,
Doctor, at least tell us what happened to her,
First let the reports come, only then I can comment,
Will she cure?
We will try our best, the rest is up to God,
Excuse me,
Seerat, what's happened to you my child?
Seerat, why aren't you waking up,
Say something Seerat, open your eyes, wake up,
Now she will never wake up,
I have killed her,
With these hands, I poisoned her,
Your joke is in poor taste, Wake up from your daze,
Grandma, I have woken up after losing everything,
Mom, say that it's lie,
I have killed her,
There are disputes in every home,
You could stoop so low?
As to poison a family member to death?
I have already sinned,
Karmeya, my mind was deluded,,,
Why didn't you stop me?
Who is strong enough to stop you Mom?
If I stopped you, you would get the poison from someone else,
Hell would have befallen this home, but it is saved,
Saved? - Yes,,,
The doc was Karmeya's friend or you would really have poisoned her,
It wasn't poison?
Poison it was, but not in Seerat's food,,, it was in your mind,
The family got together to wipe out the poison,
This poison is not unusual between a man's wife & his mother,
They vie to pull each other down,
But who suffers? A man caught between his wife & mother,
It's not as if the man is weak,
But in order to honour both relationships
the man willingly suffers every day,
Mom, did you really think
I'll build my home on the ruins of your's?
You may not think of us as your children,
But you will always be our mother,
Please forgive me,,, all of you,,
Seerat,, wake up my daughter,
She is as stubborn as you,
Says she will get up if you wake her up like a daughter,
Seerat,
wake up my daughter Please forgive me,
She woke up, - Wake up my daughter,
I should seek your forgiveness, Mom,
I had no option but to go along with their drama,
Ok! So now everyone is happy? Let's go back to the village,
All settled? Now please allow me to go home,
Listen dear, how can you leave without me?
Darling I was just acting pricey, I knew you'd stop me,
And if I didn't stop you?
I am so stubborn, then I will stop by my self,